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a brand new single from Howell Dawdy: Nobody Here
lyrics
Just take a look at all the folks in this room
what a worthless bunch of losers and tools
not a one of you could purchase a clue
maybe it's time to change the filter on your gene pools haha
It stinks so bad in here that I'm bout to
puke
though I think I'll take the smell over the vibe and the view
Hey bro you need a better crew
I didn't know a buncha jerkoffs escaped from the zoo
I got the only cool outfit outta all these dudes
and I'm the only person here worth talking to
and I would tell you a joke but it'd be wasted on you
Because lets be honest you don't seem like the brightest bulb in the shed
Why am I so bold? (so bold)
to speak my mind and say what needs to be told
Shouldn't I show respect
to you hicks
and be a little more agreeable
No 'cause I don't need to 'cause
Nobody here could kick my ass
Nobody here could even land a punch
Nobody here could take me down
Nobody here could make me kiss their shoes
And it feels good.
Is that your girlfriend or'd you hire a clown
Is that your shirt or is it trash from the ground
Your mouth keeps making all these ignorant sounds
Where'd you go to college? a McDdonald's playground?
I've never seen such a pack of utter duds
Y'all got faces your mothers should be ashamed of
Y'all should turn off the lights and lie face down on the rug
Yeah that's rude but what are you gonna do about it huh
Nobody here could kick my ass
Nobody here could even land a punch
Nobody here could take me down
Nobody here could bend my arm behind my back and Shove me into a wall
Why am I so bold? (so bold)
Talking down to all these sad little dopes
Maybe I should respect you just a bit
and be a little more agreeable
nah nah just kidding 'cause
Nobody here could kick my ass
Nobody here could even land a punch
Nobody here could take me down
Nobody here could ever make me cry
Nobody here could hit me with a bat
Nobody here could break a bottle on my head
Nobody here could hit me with a chair
Nobody here could bend my arm behind my back and shove me down onto the ground and make me kiss their shoes.
And it feels good.
credits
released July 21, 2023
written, performed, recorded, mixed, and mastered by Howell Dawdy
the way tmg continually evolve their sound and find fresh ways of making music is inspiring. masters of the concept album! all bangers here, as one might expect. rudy
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