Flying Reindeer

by Howell Dawdy

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Flying Reindeer is a special Xmas parody of Howell's song 'Fire Extinguisher'. It was written, recorded and performed by Howell Dawdy

lyrics

I need a flying reindeer
I need a hung up stocking
I need some seasonal trinkets and a big red jacket
and a sleigh to carry all those things

I need some songs of good tidings
I need a hung up stocking
I need a star & a ten foot ladder so i can finish
decorating this indoor tree

I need a flying reindeer
I need some bold-colored yuletide duds

I need a flying reindeer
I need some nog & some festive treats
I need some mistletoe over there
I need another few presents under the tree

I need a picture print of a snowplow
by Currier and Ives
I need to gift wrap this bee bee gun, gift wrap this playstation,
gift wrap operation
and hide em all until christmas comes

I need a flying reindeer
I need a 12 pack of glass ornaments

I need a flying reindeer

I need a flying reindeer
I need Cupid or Vixen or Blitzen or Comet
i need to find out if it'll be snowing
I need to eat a cookie with red & green sprinkles upon it

I need a flying reindeer
I need whatever is a gay happy meeting
I need a jolly old man with some gifts in his hand
who can see you when you're sleeping

I need a flying reindeer
I need to watch a ballet about nutcrackers for some reason
I need a flying reindeer

All right I need to finish this list up so I can go get this stuff, so real quick

1. I need a sack that's really big
2. I need to fill the big sack up with gifts
3. I probably need to spread good tidings galore
4. I need to go caroling door to door
5. golden rings i need to know what that means
it's seems like way way too many of the same little thing
6 i need a wish you a merry old christmas

I need a flying reindeer
i need a hung up stocking

I need a fire extinguisher
you know, like one of the big ones

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released December 10, 2014
written, produced, recorded and performed by Howell Dawdy. copyright 2014

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