I've taken numerous steps to ensure that every sound you hear is gold
It's not a trick it's just I know to illicit the responses that I want
Do you hear that
Do you hear this is a thing of value
Howell Dawdy with a message from your sponsor
Don't you think you deserve the finest things the world can offer
I've cut this track precisely from the finest wavelengths
and customized & equalized it for exactly your brain shape
You won't regret investing in this superior delight
Guaranteed to increase in value and collectability over time
It's a hand selected multipatented premium blended groove
Filtered through a process only i know how to do
Do you hear that
Do you hear this is a thing of value
Looks like you're into it so far but not so sure you should commit
You want a guarantee or warranty this beat will never quit
Yes not only are there many luxurious features to be revealed
But it comes with the Howell Dawdy's exclusive 6 point guarantee
1.There's nothing toxic, no chemicals, no additives
2. It can be played around old people & little kids
3. This song's for you & only you & no one else
4. You look so powerful right now everyone's beside themselves
5. I'm not really in your head & I can't read or steal your thoughts
6. This song will not end until it's done or you shut it off.
Did you hear that
Did you hear the HD 6 point quality guarantee
Look it breaks down here for a little variety of mood
But also to add to the tension as we approach the song's conclusion
This is where I remind you that you're the hero of your own story
and personally congratulate you on your past and future victories
The way you target things in life makes me admire you
and have I mentioned you can do anything that you set your mind to
See for most folks a song is just something they get to listen to
But you seem like someone who needs a score sculpted just for you
In fact your lifestyle fits just what song ownership demands
& if you don't have cash I will accept flat arable tracts of land
(Howell Dawdy cannot accept land in Wisconsin or Missouri all sales are final however Howell Dawdy retains the right to recall the song at full refund if later approached by a sports team or a higher end beverage company)
credits
from The Howell Dawdy Mixtape,
released April 18, 2014
written, performed, recorded, produced and mastered by Howell Dawdy
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