I need a fire extinguisher
I need a brick on a string
I need some big warm blankets and a brand name jacket
and a way to carry all those things
I need a job with some status
I need a brick on a string
I need a car with a full time driver who's also a student
in something interesting
I need a fire extinguisher
I need a couple bold-colored pre-stained rugs
I need a fire extinguisher
I need a spot we can all meet
I need a ditch dug over there
I need a lover who proofreads professionally
I need a feature article about my hometown
In the new york times
I need 50 of that in ones, 50 of that in ones,
50 of that in ones
and 100 of that in ones
I need a fire extinguisher
I need a 12 pack of moist towelettes
I need a fire extinguisher
I need a fire extinguisher
I need to finish this book tonight or throw it out
I need to find out where my money's going
I need to stop associating the natural world with doubt
I need a fire extinguisher
I need to know if there's a sheep hunting season
I need a non-watermarked photo of the princess of monaco
Committing a deliberate act of treason
I need a fire extinguisher
I need a dumpster with a lid that locks for some reason
I need a fire extinguisher
All right I need to finish this list up so I can go get this stuff, so real quick
1. I need a fresh sweater that fits
2. I need to clean the bloodstains off these oven mitts
3. I probably need to change the locks on my front door
4. I need to store some canned food under my closet floor
5. I need to question my acceptance of the status quo
6. but not before I swap spit with some rich people
7. I need to catch my breath for a second
I need a fire extinguisher
I need a fire extinguisher
you know, like one of the big ones
I need some me time
credits
from The Howell Dawdy Mixtape,
released April 18, 2014
written, performed, recorded, produced and by Howell Dawdy
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