Is this line for a free drug party?
Or just the ATM?
Did you guys all forget to call me?
Or are we not friends?
Are those crazy words on your T-shirt
for the whole world or just for me?
Because if so, you should know I don't speak German.
Or perhaps I just never learned to read.
Is that a thing?
Hey there brothers and sisters
I hope you're feelin' fine
I hope you're feelin' fine
I hope you're feelin' fine
Hey there sisters and brothers
I hope you're feelin' fine
And I hope we all know a little bit of peace before we die
I hope that you and I can move forward despite all of our past mistakes
I hope we can both stop assuming the worst with with every move the other makes
I'm sick of the emotional wall you put up when I kicked the side of your car
and I want to see us connect like we did when I complimented your scars
I hope we always have each other no matter what this world deals
I hope we never stop caring how the other one feels
I hope you'd struggle and fight for me no matter what that would mean
and if not I guess I'll try CVS or a different walgreens
Look at how much they've marked these books down, why would anyone buy these?
I think it's gonna be better tomorrow.
Hey if you got murdered, would you want the guy to get caught or feel really bad and turn himself in?
Hey.
Is this the line for the nude Craigslist disco?
Well, why are you here?
credits
from The Howell Dawdy Mixtape,
released April 18, 2014
written, performed, recorded, produced and mastered by Howell Dawdy
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